I think you’re asking a bit too much !    
   
Wed 1st Oct      
Sorry John the alarm didn’t go off.  Get out of the  way you mut, (woof,woof)
       
Where’s this f’ing little chef ? – I’ll kill Graham    
Why didn’t I get any beautiful mushrooms?    
What’s the difference between 70/- and 80/-     Don’t have the Anagram, have some Arrolls 80/-

What do you mean it closes at 5.30           See you Tuohy,  this tarts great (but expensive)

It’s a mirage of Patrick                    I want a reduction for this bed

Yow can’t organise a p.. up in a b..               Pine martin it’s a stoat

Whinge,  moan  moan           

 

 
Have you checked your tyres  
 

Mo and Joes competition

    

I’ll name that tune in 5!
 

Thursday

 

That breakfast was absolutely adequate, especially with 30 extra rounds of toast!

 
I must teach Andrew how to load a film !    
 

Have you checked your tyres               I’m ready, I’m kitted up for Mont Blanc

 
It’s the tablets, I can’t go on

Which way round do you hold this compass?

 

I’ve spoken to every woman on the mountain

 

Shift your stick Joe                                                                           Is that Aunts rock?

 

Its got to be worth a shot                                                              My knees wont stop f’ing shaking

 

Sinew Jimmy               

 

 

 

Who said Joe didn’t like curry?                     Who chose the most f’ing expensive indian in town?

 

Music at last !               John could do with a bit of that!?

 

Tell juggsy I want some whisky, its been a hard day                   Whinge,  moan moan

 

I must ring Barb again

 

Mo … If she wants me she knows where I am

 

Friday

 

Crap, moan, whinge                                  2 miles my arse                         Whinge, moan  moan

I want a shower every ten minutes

Bleached toilet again
Watch out for 391 yards of bends
Its got to be worth a shot Click, click, click

Max’s special                           Whinge, moan  moan                

 

Mind that f’ing deer, 

 

Mo - what deer ?

 
Do you play any Scottish or Irish music?– NO !
       
I don’t want any whisky    
Whinge, moan moan